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Today I saw a mulch company truck titled American Pride drive by with a bed full of Mexicans! -OITU

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Apr 28, 2010 06:02 PM - Miscellaneous - by OldMan

my nipples get harder than most guys d***s T-shirt! Funny! -OnlyInTheUSA

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May 10, 2010 03:14 PM - Funny - by FunnyTShirt

Only in the USA can you vote for best condom wrappers! lol -OITU check it out: http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/11/five-finalists-picked-in-condom-wrapper-contest/

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Apr 28, 2010 06:39 PM - News - by OldMan

Only in the USA you're a donut shop by day & a taco stand by night.. -OITU

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Apr 28, 2010 06:07 PM - Work - by OldMan

If you've ever driven on I-75, about 20 miles (guessing) North of Cincinnati, OH, then I know you've seen this big huge statue of Jesus. You can't miss it. To me it looks like he is being swallowed up by the ground. It's quite a site to behold.-OITU

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May 9, 2010 12:02 PM - Religion - by BigButterJesus

Only in the USA, can I watch a documentary about ribs & BBQ at 9am. That's got to be a good thing.

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May 15, 2010 12:23 PM - Food - by BBQFoodAd

OnlyInTheUSA we have parties for a game, even though more than likely our team isn't even playing. - OITU

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Apr 28, 2010 06:07 PM - Sports - by OldMan

happy V-day, USA! Hope you lose your V-cards today!! ;) -OITU

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Apr 28, 2010 06:43 PM - Love - by OldMan

Today, I learned that my company's earning per year is higher than most third world countries GDP. - OITU

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Apr 28, 2010 05:24 PM - Money - by OldMan

Today I saw on the web that they tattooed the letter "A" on a one yr. old's bottom! -OITU

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Apr 28, 2010 06:13 PM - Kids - by OldMan

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